learn the porn industry...

this is not a joke - there's a porn star that is actually holding "porn camp seminars" - where you can learn all of the details around adult films - from the business aspect to the gettin' to business aspect.

click here to sign up!

would you marry for money?

according to a poll in this month's harper's magazine, 61 percent of you would. surprising?
i won't lie - i think not. click here for a synopsis of the article.

phew, back.

drove back into nepa very early this morning, avoiding traffic and practically any other living species.

lots of stuff for tonight's show, and pictures from the four day jaunt to new york ci-tay on the way.

now though, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

Still right hurr...

So I'll spare you the suspense of waiting til 7 - I'm still in nyc.

Big thanks to A.J. In The Afternoon and Danny Waters.

3 day work week - ow ow!!!

With everything invested in this trip - both monetarly and emotionally, it wouldve been rough to cut losses and head back to nepa last night.

Thankfully, the drive will wait until early tomorrow morning.

of course this happened...

well, an unexpected salutations from bayside, ny.

my friends and i are currently sitting inside one of our "go-to" establishments in the area, first edition. we plan on grabbing grub and heading out on tonight's endeavors.

of course, our plans have taken a drastic change for the worse.

the yankees home opener has been postponed until tomorrrow night at 7:05pm.

does the hundreds of dollars i invested in this trip go down the drain? do i receive another night off to check out opening day? stay tuned to the blog, or listen tomorrow night at 7. danny waters fills in for me tonight.

holy new york city.

blogging again from a starbucks, where i paid a stupid amount of money for a mere hour on the internet.

it's like deja vu. only this time, i'm not chasing britney spears.

i'm also in a different s'bucks. this one is located inside penn station, where i await my 3:19a train back to bayside, ny. after a quick nap, it'll be up and off to yankee stadium, where twelve of my friends from the birthplace and i are attending the final home opener in the house that ruth built.

everytime i travel to nyc, i fall deeper in love with it. 'cause mcdonalds across from madison square garden offers "fast delivery"? probably not. the fact that wireless internet is readily available? please, i can walk to public square for that.

it's more a culture-thing. you can list pros and cons of tangibles in any location across the world, and through that fall in love.

but true love can't be found this way, nor can true success. which is why i truly believe, despite its many imperfections, that nyc and i were made for each other. i love to walk at a fast pace. heck, i like almost all tasks at rapid pace.

then there's that new yorker attitude, which many loathe, yet i revel in. thing of it is, i really don't have an attitude per say that would lead one to believe that i support such a way of life.

at the end of the day, the issue is based on perspective. outsiders think its founded in pretentiousness. i simply view it as a no-nonsense, cut-to-the-chase way of life. those who know me certainly concur that i promote this.

whether they agree with it or not, well that is a different conversation. at the end of the day, they know the new yorker in me will march to the beat of his own drum, regardless.

and i can't say i'd want it any other way.

so more about the joe bros...

okay mom or dad, parent or guardian:

these are second row seats to the only show your child wants to attend this summer. out of respect for the tens of thousands of little tweens in the area, i am not simply asking for caller 20.

instead, you're going to have to know the first verse and chorus of the jonas brothers current smash, "when you look me in the eyes."

be listening in between 7 & 9 pm.

thanks.
ralphie.

tmz idol scoop!

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TMZ's Michael Hundgen called in to The Ralphie Radio Show with exclusive news on Idol Reject David Hernandez asking fellow Idol loser Justin Guarini for advice!

Catch Hundgen on TMZ on TV - weekdays at 6:30 on Channel 38 The CW.

Jonas Brothers - 2nd row tix!!!

Blogging from my car in Edwardsville...

Second row seats tonight for Jonas Brothers. 7-10p.

Must be 18 y/o or older to win.

Parents/guardians - know the words to When You Look Me In The Eyes.

:)

tonight's ralphie radio show...

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okay, and...
7p - lifehouse tickets
8p - gallery of sound top 8 @ 8 : tmz's michael hundgen : aaand
- find out when you can win second row JOE BROS tickets!
9p - more lifehouse tickets

plus guest list for tonight at the woods, rumors on a hills movie, and details on brit's next public appearance...

- wanna see inside club bht at the new colosseum night club?
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the ralphie radio show - 7p-12a est - online @ 97bht.com

uh oh - britney to attend kids choice awards...

clearly she isn't ready for the red carpet yet.

apparently, the orange rug will have to suffice.

ok! magazine reports that britney's "insiders" have confirmed that negotiations are under way.

brit's little sister, jaime lynn, appeared at last year's ceremonies, to much fanfare.

good idea or bad idea?

a hills movie? no way.

good 'ole lauren conrad slyly mentioned to her network's movie blog that in fact, a hills movie might be in the works.

it has atleast been discussed.

this on the heels that monday's episode was the highest rated program on cable tv, and mtv had served up over 2 million streams of it as of yesterday.

tips for the movie:

- no spencer.

- no creepy french guys.

- cast me.

that's all.

fergie ferg audio!!!

Fergie calls in to The Ralphie Radio Show to talk about an array of topics, including her upcoming performance at Penn State's Gridiron Bash!

- Part 1 : Discussing Gridiron Bash, mutual friends, & ring tones.
- Part 2 : Talking about ESU parties, BEP, Presidential Picks, & pregnancy rumors.

97 BHT is giving away tickets to Fergie's performance at Penn State, and qualifying you to meet her! Click here for more info...

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yuuuuuuuge ralphie radio show tonight...

- 7p - tickets to see lifehouse at the university of scranton this saturday.
- 8p - gallery of sound top 8 at 8 - more lifehouse tickets!
- 9p - fergie! is she pregnant? do we have mutual friends? find out toward the end of the hour!
- 10p - where does penn state rank on "the 50 best colleges ranked by looks"?

plus - find out the definition of our new word - barsexual

tonight on the ralphie radio show - 7p-12a est - online at 97bht.com

new word! -barsexual-

i nearly lol'd when i read this. what is a barsexual you might ask?

find out here.

how attractive is penn state?

so popcrunch.com recently released the 50 best colleges ranked by looks. you can read up on how they got the rankings. but i'm sure you're asking yourself - did any nepa institutions rank?

penn state reppin' at number 37 - the only college from the keystone state to make the list. as you could imagine, most colleges were in warmer, sunnier climates.

click here to read up.

this just in - fergie tomorrow!!!

fergie ferg will be on the ralphie radio show tomorrow night!!!
clearly, we will have to ask her about this...

chace slowly opening the closet door...

so apparently chace crawford and country crooner carrie underwood have called things off.

i dunno chace, things are looking awfully suspicious...

now truth-be-told, just because you pose for a picture with j.c. chasez, doesn't mean your gay...

just sayin'.

no more heidi montag?

hold your excitement. "no more" is the title of heidi's latest single - aka her sorry attempt at a music career.



almost as sorry as her attempt at acting. ooooh!

of course, montag strategically released the single to coincide with the fallout of last night's hills premiere. rumor has it that the track is referring to her d-bag companion spencer pratt.

anyways, click here and time out how long you can actually stand to listen to this.