chris brown - special delivery.

my, what a holiday package you've brought along there, chris.

awkward.

ashlee simpson - just like you.

so a reader e-mailed "wwtdd" the following...

"okay, so, I was hanging out the other night when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and some friends sit down next to us. Ashlee got completely wasted and gave Pete a lap dance, pulling up her shirt and everything. Then she gave another girl a lap dance and tried to kiss her. She doesn't eat, she just takes diet pills and drinks, but she told one girl that Jennifer Love Bacon isn't fat at all and that girls should have curves! Meanwhile, she's 5'5 and weighs about 100 lbs. What bullsh*t."

and you thought you stood alone in the demographic of women who get wasted and make a fool of themselves in public and in front of their boyfriend.

tipsy topenga...

yesterdays, she made news by making moves on cory matthews. these days, she makes news by spilling the beans on her relationship with now gay lance bass.

but when that route becomes exhausted, you gotta think of something new!

danielle fishel, the latest hollywood actress to sucomb to the dui...

and now, a few words from jaime lynn spears...

HILARIOUS!

lilo's ex needs to pay some christmas bills.

why else would riley giles sell pictures he took of lindsay lohan? this comes about after news that giles already leaked a ton of 411 on the dirty dirty regarding their sex life.

"Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac," he said. "She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours."

what would you do if your ex told the world about intimate moments and sexual exploits?

mischa barton ends 07 on a drunk note.

getting an e-mail from tmz this morning regarding this pretty much made my day.

please, i really am not one to take joy in other people's misfortunes. but clearly ODing on drugs at nicole richie's memorial day party along with the countless other number of starlets to fall victum to the DUI weren't enough to stop mischa barton from driving a little tipsy.

maybe misha is infatuated with the OC lifestyle? she should be careful, because art does have a tendancy to imitate life...

yup, alive, and back, and kicking, and blogging.

greetings ya'll.

hope you had an excellent holiday, whatever you celebrate. over at the aversa household we partook in christmas festivities. christmas eve brought the tradition italian seafood dishes - bacala (no relation to bobby), smelts, crab meat, shrimp, pasta with fish sauce.

on the 25th we cut up a ham, and mom served it up with her trademark rice pilaf - melts in your mouth, not your hand. the fried potatos glazed in feta cheese also served as a crowd pleaser.

the entire week home brought about more food favorites - from jim's steakout chicken finger subs at 3am to western new york pizza and wings at various locations - with truck loads of homemade italian cookies enjoyed in between.

i left western new york this morning, a bunch of fun gifts in tow. but the items and gift cards pale in comparison to the time spent with loved ones. not to mention the one-year anniversary celebrated between my girlfriend and i, along with the delicious dinner we enjoyed atop the skylon tower in niagara falls, on, ca.

that being said - so much for kicking my starbucks addiction. i now HAVE to spend $50 there. plus my new travel mug earns me a discount.

and don't get me wrong, i like the cds sold in the coffee shop, but there's only so much johnny cash and etta james i need in my life.

big shouts to d-dubs for holding down while i was away... now back to your regularly scheduled blogging.