tmz on the ralphie radio show.

tmz's michael hundgen joined the show thursday night (8.23) with breaking news on lindsay lohan and the drama surrounding mtv's the hills.

click here to listen to the fate of la lohan.

click here to listen to michael and ralphie discuss the feuds on the hills.

now you see her...

now you don't.

on the same day that lindsay lohan pled guilty to a number of misdemeanors, nicole richie surrendered to authorities and began her jail term for the DUI conviction.

eighty-two long minutes later, richie was released due to overcrowding.

the l.a. county sheriff's department had this to say to tmz...

"On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today."

anyone taking bets on how long they'll keep lilo in once she begins her 24-hour sentance?

big big news!!!

tmz's michael hundgen will be joining me tonight with the latest on the breaking lindsay lohan news and the drama on mtv's the hills regarding lauren and heidi/spencer.

get up-to-date on lindsay at 7:30 - and catch up on your hills feuding at 9:15...

and of course, listen! 97.1 in nepa - or worldwide at 97bht.com!

woohooooo!!!

you know its bad when...

50 cent is commentating on how bad your life is, and how you messed up. gracias mtv.

is this really brit?

perez hilton posted a "leaked" track that is allegedly sung by a one britney spears. click here to listen.

a source close to the situation told me that this may not even be her. but regardless, her record label will be giving radio stations an official new single within' the next ten days.

why?

my theories are that this perez leak finally has people interested in britney's music, and not her whacked-out life. and that brit could be making a very big public appearance soon.

what does vma stand for?

as heard on "the hills"

waaaay better than mandy moore's take... meet marie digby.

yeaaaaah psu!

top 20 party schools in america, ranked by the princeton review.

1. West Virginia University
2. University of Mississippi
3. University of Texas, Austin
4. University of Florida
5. University of Georgia

6. Pennsylvania State University
7. University of New Hampshire
8. Indiana University, Bloomington
9. Ohio University, Athens
10. University of California, Santa Barbara
11. Randolph-Macon College, Va.
12. University of Iowa
13. LSU, Baton Rouge
14. University of Maryland, College Park
15. University of Tennessee, Knoxville
16. University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign
17. Arizona State University
18. Florida State University
19. University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa
20. State University of New York, Albany

couldn't have said it better myself...

perez posted this oh-so-accurate quote...

“Caffeine is like a really attractive girl that has nothing to say. You get all jacked up on it, and then you’re left feeling hollow and empty. You drink eight cups of Starbucks, you might as well have done cocaine.”

- maroon 5 lead singer adam levine in the new issue of Rolling Stone

lilo layin' lo? no.

lindsay lohan gives new meaning to the definition of "whore."

most normal people would hide in embarrassment after what she's gone through. but lohan clearly doesn't see it that way, as she stages photo shoots and strikes deals with magazines to publish stories about her.

twenty-something busted twice for dui and coke possession, isn't in jail, and is making money off the whole ordeal. only in america.

beyonce's wardrobe malfunction

isn't as cool as it sounds, but nonetheless...

first edition of signs.

"signs" will be a staple here on the blog - similar to "headlines" on the tonight show, i'll find actual signs in the area that command laughter. exhibit a...

when a thirty-rack of stones isn't pleasing enough (because clearly its the quality of keystone that keeps us coming back).

check this ish out...

the revamped 97bht playlist page is the hotness times two-point-seven million!

of course we still list all the songs currently playing on bhtizzle. but in addition - you can click the artist to see their myspace page, and click the song title to watch the music video.

click here and waste an hour or five.

mimi in the flesh.

mariah carey, who is expected to drop a new cd this november, is naked for this month's interview magazine.

would a little clothing been too much of a hassle?

maroon 5 - wake up call music video

go pioneers!

my first arena football game was, as borat would say, great success!

the gf and i snagged a couple tickets to last saturday's game thanks to afternoon host/dj superstar marino. he also plays the music during the games - and his freakin' mug was all up on the scoreboard when they showed an ad for BHT.

speaking of firsts - my first time ever in the arena of wachovia. of course i enjoyed the bht logo plastered on the front of the 100 level steps. saweet.

anywho, you know how the story goes... pioneers are headed to the arena cup! and here's my perspective via photographs.