yup, way.

In the back of a cab... Driver is rockin' a hardcore mullet. He's also in possession of the most conservative cabbie driving skills ever.

Passing madison square garden right now. Impressive.

Having lunch with a friend from mtvizzle, and heading back to wilkes barre - britneyless.

:(

britney fools ralphie.

ralphie's current location : starbucks on the corner of broadway and reade, manhattan, ny.

britney's current location : mexico.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/10/brits-ultimate-fake-out/

let me sip on this coffee and i'll get back to you.

on my way to nyc to seek out britney spears.

you read the title correctly.

tmz with the story here.

updates via blackberry from manhattan later this morning.

this should be real fun.

feliz cumpleanos dave matthews.

the guitarist/singer turns 41 today. i don't think "over 40" when i think of matthews, but i've been known to be wrong on occasion. and the most viewed dmb music video is...

happy belated birthday elvis presley.

the "king" would've been 77 yesterday. he passed away at age 42.

could amy winehouse have more fun as a blond?

i suppose we'll soon find out...

the intervention of dr. phil...

a spokesperson for britney spears's parents spoke with meredith vieira this morning on the today show. the popwreck's rents aren't thrilled about all of dr. phil's "public statements"...

ralphie and the red cross - mad tight now yo.

no, i did not give blood. if you remember, i haven't slept much, and consequently don't feel well. combined with the fact that tonight i'll be here long after my midnight signoff, and i didn't think needles and losing blood were factors needed in the forecast.

but here's a few pictures from my perspective. i will be giving blood in the near future. and you should too. afterall, you could save three lives with one donation.

the top 10 WORST dressed...

posh spice tops blackwell's list this year, and this picture isn't helping her case...

the entire rundown of those should not be dressing themselves can be seen here.

not too much going on...

it ended up being a convienient day to stroll in a little tardy to the bht world headquarters, as there isn't too much going on - period. after throwing in a 15-hour haul yesterday, working on a top-secret project that we hope to announce later in the week, i decided to simply take it easy and catch a little shut eye before tonight's show.

but what really happened? for starters, no sheep were counted. i ended up with a nap at best. i didn't mind too much, because my sleep schedule spoils me these days compared to my ruckus college schedule. also - there's excellent morning tv. i flip between the today show, morning joe, and mike & mike. as if my attention span wasn't tested enough, i also called the gf, keeping her company while en route to her job.

later in the day i finally mustered up strength to jog throughout downtown wilkes-barre. there certainly was no lack of motivation - besides my usual reasons of staying slim and healthy, weather.com informed me that we were approaching a new high today. at the time of my jog, downtown clocked in at a balmy 65 degrees.

for once - my four mile run was uneventful. whenever i sprint through public square and over the market street bridge, i encounter atleast one heckler. "NICE SHORTS!" "WOOOOOOO!" and of course, who can forget the original, "RUN FOREST RUN!"

it doesn't bother me. when you work in entertainment, you develop relatively tough skin (despite everyone commenting on my soft hands). still, it doesn't go unnoticed or unnoted.

but you really couldn't ask for a better january 8... no hecklers, no snow, and i still have a job.

not that i'm in jeopardy of losing it - but hey, it's the entertainment business right?

happy birthday screech.

the former child star-turned pornographer is 31.

tonight on the ralphie radio show...

7pm - pa lottery tickets!

7:30 - dr. phil sets the record straight on his hospital visit to a troubled britney spears over the weekend...

8pm - the gallery of sound top 8 @ 8

8:30 - $25 gift card to the shoppes at montage!

8:45 - miley cyrus tells a radio station in new york that she's not happy about the leakage of these photos... hear for yourself tonight...

9pm - a new segment - "metro monday's" ... how do you feel about guys who straighten their hair?

10pm - more free pa lottery tickets...

10:30 - the death of a comedic legend...

the.ralphie.radio.show.with.ralphie.aversa. weeknights 7-12a. online @ 97bht.com.

hillary clinton needs to be informed that...

THERE'S NO CRYING IN POLITICS!

you can find la lohan in da aisle.

not da club. lindsay picks up groceries for what could presumably be her entire nuclear and extended family yesterday.

maybe they were celebrating the orthodox christmas?

holy heidi montag.

lc is in cali somewhere crying her eyes out! heidi will grace the covers of this month's maxim.

dr. phil on britney...

boy he sure is getting some mileage out of this...