mayer's "drive of shame."

props to tmz for the headline, shame on me for not thinking of it while still at syracuse university, and listen to michael hundgen on the ralphie radio show, tonight just past 9, with more details on it.

get your "drank" on...

what basically seems like a watered-down, legal version of hip-hop's favorite syrup is hitting a grocery shelf or cooler near you. it's branded as an "anti-energy drink."

i say "slow your roll" all the time! now they gotta f-it up and print it on some whack can. who am i kidding? i'll be buying a case tomorrow.

more info on the, uh, "drank", here.

a hills spinoff...

yup, according to us weekly, whitney port is getting her very own docu-series-scripted-whatever on mtvizzle.

yes, whitney's my favorite on the show. no, i think there are more deserving cast members. anywho, details here.

happy birthday pete wentz...

one half of the first couple of emo turns 29 today (a day before i turn 23!)

pete celebrated with his bromantic friend john mayer the other day, taking in a private tatooing session in mayer's home. can't make this stuff up.

chace crawford...

what tagline haven't i used? this guy just makes it too easy.

oh, teens.

when i was a kid, i passed notes. but teenagers these days? they take it to a new level. like nude photos via cell phones.

(really, any ideas for a photo? yeah, didn't think so.)

anyways, click here for the article.

stephanie tanner: from rude to mom...

this blew my mind today...

you knew i was going there...

cooper plays coy...

and i'm sure anderson knows what being someone's boo is alllll about...

get in style, yo.

much love to royal blu in kingston, and bhtizzle. click here for more info.

megan fox is horny.

like, all the time. like, a teenager.

like, if you don't believe me, read this.

satc - rated safe for men.

this reporter from the los angeles times documents his venture in to cougar land, where plenty thirty-somethings and their gay male bff's divulged in a night of carrie bradshaw and martini-driven after parties.

his experience could change your views on attending a screening of sex and the city: the movie.

adhd can cost you...

and by the title, i mean beyond the doctor and pharmacy visits.

as per this study, those with the disorder accomplish on average a month less of work a year than others.

i've self diagnosed myself with adhd - and here's where the gap occurs - when we attempt work we are not truly interested and invested in. i probably made up that work gap, and possibly then some, during my four years at syracuse university. but now that i'm working full time in the profession i love - i'd throw my amount of work against anyone else's, any day.

werd.

good news in a bad economy...

sure, gas prices are skyrocketing and our grocery bills are gaining weight. however, according to this article, not everything about our country's near-recession is awful.

por ejemplo - less junk mail in our snail mail inboxes.

creator of pringles passes away...

sad news over the weekend as dr. fredric baur passed away. dr. baur is best known for creating the delicious and neat snack pringles. as per the doctor's orders, baur was creamated.

and you guessed it, his ashes were buried in a pringles cylinder.

happy belated birthday, wayne brady!

hopefully he took a break from choking...

one of the three best cameos on one of the most prolific cable tv shows of my generation.

brady turned 36 yesterday.

this doesn't help chace crawford's case...

that is - if he's still telling people he's straight...





...and there's nothing wrong with that, and i have nothing against chace. just sayin'.

peep this on saturday...

clay aiken: expecting father.

Download the mp3
Unreal - TMZ's Michael Hundgen called in to The Ralphie Radio Show with exclusive details on Clay Aiken's future child... yes, he impregnated someone! You gotta hear this!

Catch Michael on TMZ TV - Weekdays at 5PM on Channel 38 - The CW.

sex and the city: the movie: the drinking game!

not that i'm promoting this, but it could make the movie a little more exciting, thanks for this mollygood.

One Drink
• The word “fabulous” is used.
• Samantha talks about how she used to sleep around.
• Miranda says “Brady.”
• Carrie smokes.
• Dramatic sigh.
• Any talk of private kindergarten.
Two Drinks
• Charlotte starts getting real overbearing about the wedding plans.
• Carrie remarks, “I love it!”
• Steve’s all dopey.
• Anyone makes a deal about Miranda living in Brooklyn.
• Tears of joy.
• Big calls Carrie “kiddo.”
Three Drinks
• Tears of sadness.
• Anyone refers to a gay man with a feminine term (girl, princess, etc)
• Every time a Latino person speaks without an accent.
• Celeb cameo! (Four if it’s Bloomberg.)
• Any mention of Aidan.
• One of “the ladies” says to Big, “You better not hurt my girl again.”
• Jennifer Hudson says something like, “The difference between white women and black women is …”
Four Drinks
• Big gets cold feet.
• There’s a black person speaking who is not Jennifer Hudson.
• Anyone besides Miranda actually goes into Brooklyn.
• Disparaging term for women is used.
• Buying things, sex, eating or drinking recommended as valid solutions to a real problem.
• Charlotte talks about how weird it is to be Jewish.
Finish Your Drink
• Muslim cameo!
• Anyone says, “Spending hundreds of dollars just to buy more shoes is f*cking stupid,” or, “I don’t need that.”
• Big takes the subway.
• Carrie’s editor tells her, “Y’know, this is kind of silly; I’m going to need you to rework it.”
• Tears of regret over a life lived shopping and talking about shopping.
• Petrovsky stumbles into a room, drunk on absinthe, and shoots Big in the chest.

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