blake lewis co-hosting the countdown!

Blake Lewis swung through to co-host The Gallery of Sound Top 8 @ 8 w/ Ralphie Aversa!
Segment 1 - Blake's thoughts on this year's Idol.
Segment 2 - The difference between Idol winners and losers.
Segment 3 - The story behind Blake's infamous "catchphrase."
Segment 4 - Who Blake still keeps in touch with on Idol.
Segment 5 - The story behind Blake's "How Many Words"
Segment 6 - Blake teaches a 7 year-old how to beat box on the air!

blake lewis photos!

blake co-hosted the gallery of sound top 8 @ 8 with me and chilled with the bhtizzle crew inside club x at the woods. fun times indeed!

click here for the funness.

my goodness.

i haven't had a chance to take a breath since thursday.

you'll see why in the following posts.

let's get ready to stumble!!! parade day!!!

where we'll be tomorrow...

- Party with Ralphie Aversa from 11 AM-4 PM inside Molly Braningans! Brought to you by Monster Energy, Northeast Eagle Distributors, & Canada Dry Scranton.

- A.J. In The Afternoon & Marino will be walking in the Scranton St. Patrick's Day Parade - make sure to say hello!

- Marino will be live from the brand new Colosseum Night Club - 120 Adams Ave - next to The Hilton in downtown Scranton, from 4-6 PM!

- A.J. In The Afternoon will broadcast Club BHT live inside Wilkes-Barre's Hardware Bar from 10 PM-12 AM!

- Ralphie Aversa will be celebrating inside the brand new Colosseum Night Club - 120 Adams Ave - next to The Hilton in downtown Scranton, from 9-11 PM!

britney's new video for break the ice?

thoughts?

top 10 worst foods to eat while driving...

1- Coffee
2- Hot Soup
3- Tacos
4- Chili
5- Juicy Hamburgers
6- Barbecued Food
7- Fried Chicken
8- Jelly & Cream filled doughnuts
9- Soft Drinks
10- Chocolate

okay, so what's your story behind one of these?

RUMOR: JONAS BROTHERS TO MONTAGE

i just finish making a stupid joke about their choice of abstinence and the latest study that one in four teenage girls have an STD.

and my phone rings.

my sources reveal exclusively to yours truly that the jonas brothers will be taking the stage at montage mountain, sometime at the end of the summer.

remember, you read it here first!

carson supports st. patty's cause...

okay my fellow nepians, maybe our quest to have st. patrick's day observed as a national holiday will come to fruition afterall...

carson daly lent his support to the cause, brought forth by the draught of guiness. the talk show personality hosted a rally for the proposition today.


BRILLIANT!


btw - who's pumped for saturday?!

teenage girls get around.

according to a new study by the cdc, one in four teenage girls carries the STD card. yuck.

no wonder the jonas brothers are abstaining from sex until marriage.

chelsea's coming to wilkes-barre.

the clinton's are blanketing all of the keystone state, northeast pa included. the former first daughter will be a mere blocks from my apartment tomorrow (later today, wednesday), hosting a q&a with wilkes university students in their student center at 10:15a.

chelsea visited her mother's new campaign headquarters in downtown scranton, followed by a meal at farley's yesterday. (photo: scranton times)

chad kroeger... TMI

apparently when he was 14, the nickelback lead singer performed a sexual act on himself to score a case of beer.

read about it here.

gene simmons... the bald truth!

you've heard about his sex tape... but now gene simmons is coming clean in the flesh... in a different way.

yes, that is kiss lead singer gene simmons. driving the car. without his wig.

maybe we have a chance to see bret michaels bald?

justin gets high on madonna...

or something else for that matter. seems he looked a little out of it last night, as he inducted madge into the rock 'n roll hall of fame.

vh1's best week ever with more.

spitzer no longer resides on "honesty road"

below is a campaign commercial eliot spitzer ran when running for governor in new york.

isn't it ironic... dontcha think?

reporter hates anchor. and vice (a)versa.

gotta scroll to the end... i can't believe they allow these two to work in the country's largest media market...

lauren conrad on ellen...

ellen asks all the tough questions, including if the hills is real, and what she thinks of heidi (NOTE: if clip isn't working, click here to watch)...

obama supporter booted from clinton rally...

video of senator clinton's appearance...

hillary clinton in scranton - photos...

view the rest by clicking here.

so last weekend we went to harrisburg...

this trip primarily involved checking out the hardware bar, which of course is opening this thursday in downtown wilkes-barre. ron, who ranks in the top three when it comes to genuine, nice bar owners that i've met, owns two others in the harrisburg area.

of course, we also had our own hotel rooms. a.j., marino, myself, and danny waters. each with our own.

that alone = a cause for celebration.

okay, fine. we'll break out the cheap champagne.

wyclef for ballers. wycliff for radio dj's.

anywho, there are so many other pictures, videos, voice mails and stories. none of which are appropriate for this blog.

needless to say, we had ourselves a little fun in the Keystone State's capital.

so i went to syracuse two weekends ago...

every year, a number of radio geeks decend upon the SU hill for the annual wjpz alumni banquet. it's an all around great time - you catch up with old friends, network, catch an orange basketball game, and drink.

yes, and you drink... did i mention drink?

seriously though, this year would be my fifth banquet, and the one looked forward to since sophomore year, as this is the first time i would attend banquet as both a z89 and su alum. my second through fourth banquets were filled with a minimal amount of awkwardness because i had only completed one year of Z, with hot 107-9 stealing me away at the beginning of my second year at syracuse.

in addition, this would be the first alumni event that a date would accompany me for - of course, my girlfriend angela.

the day started on a down note. ang and i were slow to arrive at the carrier dome for the orange's noon-time start against pitt. and then, well we all know how that ended.

but things started to improve before i even left the dome. i ran into my uber-mentor, dr. wright, as well as good friend, popular newhouse alum, and espn broadcaster sean mcdonough.

after a quick walk back to the sheraton, the gf hit the sheets to catch up on shuteye. i met up with my friend julie from atlantic records and her friend ty, and walked over to the z89 studios, located in the comfortable confines of watson hall.

i thought i had it good as a freshman... these kids have the most high-tech equipment out there. the z89 studios are much more advanced than the bht world headquarters, from the digital boards and software to the three sony video cameras, complete with remote controls and an lcd monitoring board.

just sounds sick, right?

after hopping on the air for literally, a hot second, julie and i walked over to chuck's, where i was greeted with a number of familiar employee faces, a number of fellow disappointed orange fans, and thankfully, a number of draft beers available via pitchers.

of course, i can't forget former college roommate sam, now living in washington d-sizzle. seriously, this story would be way cooler without that game that just happened an hour ago.

after a three-hour frosted beverage marathon, with a halftime appearance by the notorious hawaiian ryan, we headed back to the sheraton. afterall, i did have a 7pm alumni banquet to attend.

more drinking, catching up with friends, awful food... i mean, GREAT food.... a little more drinking... a right-on-key keynote address from z alum and new york sports talk show host craig carton (despite his blatent diss of buffalo women, while i sat there with my girlfriend).

don't say i didn't take full advantage of the fact that i had returned to my old stomping grounds, with no where to drive and a hotel room.

okay, the rest of the night entailed a trip to senior-bar faegans, a return to chuck's, and a final stop, via limo, to an afterparty that had more or less emptied out. so, let's just fast forward to 11a on sunday, when i woke up, sans the hangover.

ang and i met patrice (now a sophomore, responsible for those msnbc segments) downstairs at rachel's for brunch. of course, i'd be remiss if i traveled to central new york and didn't visit with my aunt and cousins in liverpool. finally, almost everything we set out for accomplished, we hit the road.

as you may or may not be able to tell, i enjoyed my trip back to syracuse. i carried more good than bad memories away from the three-one-five after four years on the grind there. when you invest so much - monetarily, physically, emotionally - in one place, it's hard to forget and easy to look back and reminisce on the times that were.

that is of course, those times that you can remember.

holy crazy 24 hours hillary clinton!

well let me tell you - i've learned so much about presidential elections, how our country works, the media, and northeast pa in the past day.

and technically, my day is far from over.

i'll proceed to update the blog with some missing photos/stories from the past two weekends, spent in syracuse and harrisburg respectively. then, i'll flood you with a copious amount of content from yesterday's rally inside scranton high school with senator and presidential hopeful hillary clinton.

hang tight.

Anticipation building...

Senator Hillary Clinton is five minutes away from her scheduled start time.

Music just cut.

People are just now being allowed to sit in the upper balcony of the gymnasium here at Scranton High. A number of political dignitaries continue to make their way to reserved floor seats.

This SHS chorus group is pretty tight. They've been singing non stop for almost an hour now.

I know Sen. Obama's strength is young people, but there sure is a nice mix of young and old here. Of course, skewed older, but nonetheless.

With a Clinton interview highly unlikely, I'll be targeting Scranton Mayor Chris Doherty. Stay tuned...

Hillary in NEPA

These posts will be quick, as this entire experience is eye-opening to the point where I don't want to miss anything.

Sen. Hillary Clinton is in Northeast PA. The media contingent alone is impressive. Over 12 live trucks, from all the major networks and surrounding areas : Philly, Lancaster, Syracuse...

Looking like no media time with Sen. Clinton. Apparently her camp doesn't want to infiltrate the news cycle currently created by New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer (Google his name for the dirty details).

Press contingent is growing larger. Her bus has arrived. Almost go time here in the gymnasium of Scranton High School.

kanye's backstage demands!

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TMZ's Michael Hundgen calls in to The Ralphie Radio Show with details on what Kanye West demands in his dressing room for the upcoming "Glow In The Dark" Tour. You'll be surprised!

Catch Michael on TMZ on TV, weekdays at 6:30 on Channel 38 - The CW.

an open letter to "johnny" walker.

dear "jumpin' johnny" walker -

next time you paraphrase (read: steal) my work in the same publication in which it appeared, please try and mind one of the following rules...

- if, in fact, you lifted this fact from my column, please source me.
- however, giving you the benefit of the doubt, if you were completely oblivious that i scooped your asinine attempt at writing a weak ago in the weekender, please use enough intelligence to actually read "the ralphie report" - so that further discrepencies can be avoided.

thanks,
ralphie.
---
for those wondering exactly what i'm talking about, please - see the evidence below. first, my column from 2.27. next, jumpin' johnny's, from this week's weekender.

su alum pisses off ashlee!!!

yes! my homie kane, who hosts a morning show in washington d-sizzle, and is a fellow syracuse alum, pissed off ashlee simpson. apparently he asked questions that were too personal, and she acted "drunk" during the interview.

perez hilton covered it, here's the link...

and really, who gave joe simpson those glasses?

britney confuses everyone - kids included...

from page six...

"“Jamie told Kevin that Britney handled the visit well. She actually did cry, but that was only because Sean cried when she took them from Kevin,” says the insider.

Britney has her own way of trying to soothe her sons. "Britney always sings to them. She loves lullabies. In fact, before the split, both Britney and Kevin sang to the boys every night."

The boys are said to be confused when it comes to their mom, which is another reason why either Jamie Spears or a psychologist is present during the visits."

don't worry kids, you're not the only ones...

the hillary offerer speaks to ralphie!

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97 BHT's Ralphie Aversa scores an exclusive interview with Bob Porter - a west coast millionaire who is prepared to offer Senator Hillary Clinton over a million dollars to pose for a set of, "nude, artistic, tasteful photos." You gotta listen and hear his reasoning, and Ralphie's response!

mtv "runs" from new gnarls barkley video...

so here's the new video for the latest gnarls barkley song, "run"...

and here's why mtv won't run it.

the offer to clinton - on bht tonight...

bob porter, the guy infamous for this offer to senator clinton, now $1,000,000 to pose nude, will be on the show tonight at 9:45.

i dunno what to do with all of this.

will he be your man's best friend?

Harrison Forbes, dog trainer and host of the nationally syndicated radio and television show "Pet Talk", says that there are a few steps a woman and her prospective mate can take to help Fido accept that there is a new member in the pack.

~~ "The easiest route to a dog's heart is through the belly". He suggests the new boyfriend feed the dog for a few days. In fact, letting your boyfriend hand-feed your canine will be a bonding experience for both of them, an experience that will especially help your four-legged friend learn to trust and respect your new beau.

~~ Next, hand over the leash, Frisbee or ball. "It falls on the man to take time and effort to bond with the dog". However, if your dog is really standoffish, go slowly. "...If a dog is fearful or suspicious, don't try to shove your friendship on him. Dogs have a real antenna for somebody invading their personal space. They react better if you don't get in their face and act smoochy-smoochy."

~~ The trainers says you should always remember that dogs do not like to feel cornered, especially by strangers who are invading their territory. In fact, since the first meeting sets the tone, you may want to have the introduction between your dog and man to take place on neutral ground, like a park. "Just be calm, walk together, and have a couple of treats in your hand".If a man is afraid of dogs, the woman should arrange for a first introduction that is focused on another activity (like watching a movie) to diffuse the nervous energy. Try to keep the conversation light, Forbes says, and have a handful of dog snacks nearby.

~~ Finally, that age-old question: Can a woman really share her bed with man and beast? Yes, but maybe not right away. "On the first night, take your dog to a boarding kennel or another part of the house". Just make sure the dog knows he is not being punished. "Dogs are pretty willing followers. If it just becomes the norm and his scent is in the room, he'll sense the change and not fight it so much."

i despise dogs, and this post.

connect 4 with kanye.

our friends at tmz snagged a copy of kanye west's rider for the upcoming "glow in the dark tour." a rider is basically a binding agreement with a set of demands set forth by the artist.

some of kanye's demands are funny. like the connect 4 game in the dressing room. or the guitar hero.

anyways, click here to download and browse the papers yourself.

uh oh, ryan seacrest.

danny's reaction to ryan seacrest "just noticing" his purple hair - priceless.

airborne crashed? get your cash back!

it's true! and you don't even need proofs of purchase. click here to read the story.

madonna/jt/timbaland - hear it tonight!

that's right, 'cause i just don't care. i'm spinning the new madonna/justin/timbaland track - "4 minutes" - tonight on my show.

listen for it in between 7p & 9p. and check tomorrow's ralphie report in the weekender for my 2 cents on the track. holler.

top 10 metrosexual celebs...

a day of "10" lists i suppose... starpulse just released this. who's the prince of metroville?
yup, ya boy, jake gyllenhaal. fyi, ryan seacrest checks in at a poor number 8. i would've thought top 5 for sure. and zac efron makes the list, but i don't believe he should count because he's all but outed as a gay.

10 ways to catch him cheating...

an fyi, just in case you're trying to break free from that relationship of yours...

"...There are 3 areas that you can see a possible change - his personal behavior, his phone behavior and his computer behavior.

1. Check his cell phone bill. Is there suspicious numbers with long duration, that he is doing after just leaving your house or just before coming home in the evening, that could be a sign of cheating.
2. Check his credit card statement. Are there amounts that you do not know about that seem suspicious restaurant visits, hotel nights or travels. Is there any gifts purchased for a women, lipsticks, jewelry, flowers... but you did not receive the gift.
3. Go through his wallet for unexplained receipts. Usually cheating men has a lot of cash on them, they do not want to leave trace on the credit card statement.
4. Check his ATM withdrawals, is he carrying a lot more cash than usual. Check the transaction record for where and when he took money out. Should he be somewhere else when the withdrawals are done?
5. Check the mileage on his car. His driving pattern might change, is he putting a lot of extra miles on the car. Is he spending more money on gas, than usual? Monitor your husband or boyfriend for a couple of weeks. Keep track of the mileage. Also monitor when he leaves for work and comes home from work.
6. Does he say that he has to work overtime? Check his paycheck is the overtime not showing up on his paycheck... this is a sign.
7. Check the phone. Press the re-dial on his phone or "star"69. This way you can see who he has been calling.
8. If you suspect that the cheating might even be going on in your own home. Make false plans to go out of town, stay with a friend or at a hotel. Then watch your house from a distant. Have a non-violent plan for what you want to do if your nightmare does come true. Be smart about it.
9. If you have a phone number that you would like to know whom that belongs to use a phone lock up service. It will give you the name, address and personal information.
10. Computer spy ware, if you think your husband is chatting or emailing somebody he is not suppose to install a spy ware program that monitors all computer and internet activities, it will tell you what sites he has been on, who he is emailing, what is in the emails..."

an offer i hope senator clinton refuses...

his name is bob, he lives on the pacific, he's a huge yankees fan, and he's a multi-millionaire.

my admiration for this guy ends there.

he is offering senator hillary clinton $1,000,000 ($750k at the time he shot this video) to pose nude in "artistic, tasteful photos."

gotta love youtube.

the man involved with the perez scandal speaks!

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Former celebrity publicist and current blogger J.J. Jaxson chats exclusively with Ralphie Aversa about the scandal surrounding himself and fellow blogger Perez Hilton!

For more on this story, read the Page Six article here.

another umbrella cover? a country one? yes!

i'm cleary being sarcastic with the title. carrie underwood and keith urban jump under rihanna's umbrella at a recent show...

more proof juno doesn't like boys...

what timing? right after this blind item, ellen page offers up the blogosphere a softball during a SNL skit... enjoy.

KANYE 3RD ROW SEATS!

you want 'em?! this show is going to be HUGE. biggest show in the area this summer.
snag three things you own that glow in the dark. and be listening around 9 PM.

tony and jessica (and carrie)

apparently tony romo didn't receive that memo sent to all men once they've hit puberty.

no, not the one about wearing a glove before love. the one about never, ever, ever - comparing your ex's.

of course, jessica simpson is releasing a country cd (ala jewel, bon jovi), but romo believes it'll be hard for simpson to win over the country crowd, especially with his ex, carrie underwood, runnin' that show.

ouch.

pete gives ashlee a ring of promise...

simpson debut the jewlery on fuseTV yesterday. and no, she's not preggo.

that baby would be the first child of emo though. word.

wait, starbucks was closed?

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97 BHT's Ralphie Aversa sent Streat Teamer Pookie to Starbucks while the coffee shop was closed nationally for three hours. The mission - infiltrate the system and come back with a Skinny Vanilla Latte. The result? Listen to find out!


Pookie & Britney Spears - Fans of Starbucks

new hair style!

big thanks to greg & everyone at sakari in forty fort!

juno doesnt swing that way...

uh oh... blinding item...

"Which reputably sweet actress and award nominee is a full-blown, carpet m*nch*ng bulld*ke? She was seen with her current flame at an awards show last weekend, and it looks like her dream of being viewed as alternative may finally be coming true -- in a way she never expected."

gary a'busey.

what's worse... busey yelling at this 11 year old... or a company utilizing an 11 year old as a "serious journalist"?

katherine heigl doesn't do politics.

if i didn't know what i know about katherine through the paps... i'd love her.

yes we can...

over 10 mil views in 2 days... sick.

chris brown & rihanna - latest photo

snapped in barbados, taken from a relative of rihanna's facebook page...

flava flaaaav!!!

how can you not laugh at this? "a how to" on picking up women, if you will.

starbucks... REALLY?!

hope you received your latte fix today...

starbucks closed at 5:30, and will reopen at 8:30. however, ours in wilkes-barre will not resume service til tomorrow.

and what is BHT doing about this? find out tonight after 7...

and the awkward oscar red carpet moment goes to...

a no brainer... clearly ryan seacrest and gary busey are going to win that one in a landslide every time...

too bad ben was preoccupied...

jimmy kimmel is f-ing ben affleck.

of course the video is a response to this from sarah silverman, kimmel's gf.

holy cameos. i wonder how jennifer garner feels about this?

too pretty to fly?

maybe the skies aren't so friendly...

student arrested for claiming to be jack bauer...

i still can't get over this. i'm also a little taken aback it took so long for an incident like this to go down. click here for the article.

onerepublic - the interview...

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OneRepublic's Drew Brown calls Ralphie Aversa while the group is in Chicago. The band, currently on a national tour, is playing The Crocodile Rock Cafe in Allentown Wednesday (2/27).

kickin' it old school...

dr. roosevelt "rick" wright is a mentor of mine.

i met the professor of television, radio, and film in the beginning of my freshman year at syracuse university. after attending the newhouse school of public communications convocation, i soon realized that if you wanted to learn radio, you wanted to befriend dr. wright. after all, he's the only professor currently working in commercial radio, hosting a sunday afternoon show on WPHR-FM - Power 106.9.

he helped me get my foot in the door, literally, at clear channel radio in syracuse, ny. the advice and insight he's shared with me, both on a personal and professional level, are priceless.

i couldn't have asked for a better person to lead me through the successes and failures, as well as the trials and tribulations of starting a career in broadcasting.

on sunday, dr. wright uncharacteristically did not arrive at the clear channel syracuse studios on time for his 1PM show. coworkers, friends, and family tried to contact him, but to no avail, no one knew where the doc was.

turns out, dr. wright had enlisted the help of medical doctors. after slipping and falling on a brick walkway outside of the building, doc suffered an asthma attack. he crawled to his car, climbed inside, and drove himself to a hospital.

after being released from the medical center, dr. wright drove back to clear channel. expecting many guests during his show, as well as questions from a worried staff, the good doctor wanted to make sure all loose ends were tied up, as if expected to tie those ends immediately after his release.

although shocking and unfortunate, this story isn't surprising to those who are close with dr. wright. he loves radio, and he loves people. furthermore, doc's will and fortitude have been tried and tested on many occasions. he's a retired navy captain, and was the first african-american professor hired to the newhouse staff.

thankfully, dr. wright is okay and now resting comfortably. i'm gratefulness to God that no further physical harm was caused by the accident. and i'm reminded how strong the person i leaned on the most during college is, both figuratively and literally.

(below are two segments i hosted with dr. wright since leaving syracuse for nepa).

the cheapest of the cheap...

when paying a dollar simply isn't good enough...
family dollar in edwardsville.

moving pictures of sara bareilles.

found these on myspacetv, thought i'd share them... now that "love song" is uber-popular, i wonder if sara still waits to hear it on the radio in whatever town she's playing in.

jack black's not-so-kind idea.

apparently jack black's new film, "be kind, rewind" is stole from nickelodeon's "the amanda show"

dunno, judge for yourself...

the return of carmela soprano

edie falco is teaming up with showtime for a new comedy... will you watch?

paramore no more?

from their official blog...

"Hey guys,
As most of you already know, we have cancelled the rest of our UK/Europe RIOT Tour. First of all, we want to say we are so sorry for letting all of you down. We feel terrible about it and really didn’t expect for this to happen. It probably doesn’t sound like much but we just hate that we won’t get to play this show for those of you who had hoped to see it.

There are a lot of internal issues that have been going on in this band for quite a while now. A lot of it started right around the time we were gearing up for the RIOT Tour in the US. We were able to fight through all of it for this long but unfortunately we weren’t able to keep it together long enough to make it through ’til the end of this tour. We really feel that taking this time is going to give us a chance to get away and work out our personal issues at home and on our own terms. We just aren’t willing to risk the life of our band over one tour. That probably sounds terrible right now, to say that finishing a week of shows wasn’t worth it… but if we can use this next month wisely then we will be a lot healthier for the tours ahead. We hope that - even though it might be hard to understand - that you guys can support us at this time.

Maybe one day we will tell the whole story but for now, just know that all five of us are going to work so hard to get it right. You deserve that and we deserve to make this last as long as possible - and to enjoy every second of it. We love you guys so much. If you could pray for us or just keep us in your thoughts it would be really helpful. You guys have gotten us so far and been the best motivators since day one. We are so sorry for the trouble we caused you guys who bought tickets, fan club members and to all the promoters and venues that we won’t be there to put on a show for. We are extremely sorry to New Found Glory and all their fans who wanted to put on and see a show and who we’ve let down. And lastly, to Lost Alone.

We will keep you guys updated.
Love,Hayley, Jeremy, Josh, Zac and Taylor"

their cd is sooooo good too - like 11 tracks of misery business with varying tempos. ugh.

eye-gazing - the new dating trend...

would you try this?

prince charles must be seeing double.

the prince not-so-gracefully checks out the royal endowment of a one scarlett johanson.

ellen makes x-tina feel awkward...

do you think aguilera caught ellen staring at her new twins during the interview?

stop it! starbucks "skinny" drinks are amazing.

i usually roll with the grande "skinny" vanilla latte. apparently some women who probably should switch to the skinny brand are offended.

click here to read.

paula abdul's new music video...

thoughts?

are you ready for the hills - bonus cantos?

here's the promo...

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

apologies...

no posts yesterday because when i signed on to my computer at work, someone at our company decided it was a swell idea to block "blogger.com" from employee access.

sweet.

i'll throw a couple posts up just in case i have the same problems today, although i've already informed the powers that be of my uneasiness regarding the situation.

stay tuned.

naked cowboy makes $300 per hour...

and is suing mars for a breezy $6.5 mil. wow.

did amy unknowingly help hubby get high in jail?

last week news broke of blake fielder-civil suffering from a heroin overdose in prison. it poses the question - how does one go about obtaining illegal drugs while incarcerated?

for starters, a famous wife helps.

apparently, blake swapped signed winehouse photos with his fellow inmates in exchange for the goods. read more about the alleged transactions here.

la lohan, in la flesh.

i'm not sure if this helps or hinders her case for hotness. click here for the madness. parental discretion advised.

five reasons to call in sick...

according to fox news...

"1. If you have a fever of any kind especially over 100.6 — this is generally cause for concern.
2. If you're coughing a lot and producing phlegm with the cough. Also, pay attention to the color of the phlegm. If it's dark yellow, green or brown — it could be signs of a bronchial or lung infection.
3. If you're suffering from achy joints and you have the chills.
4. If you have a fever and settings of a rash. This often signals a very highly contagious infection such a chickenpox.
5. Any signs of infection after a recent trip outside the country should also warrant a trip to the doctor."

furthermore, the article states that working through a sickness can actually be counterproductive, and cost your company more in the long run.

why you SHOULDN'T propose in public...

i don't know who has the best reaction...
- the announcers.
- the guy.
- the girl.
- the mascot.
- tracy mcgrady.

your thoughts?

kanye/rihanna coming to SCRANTON!

check kanye's dates here. and then, request off/clear your calendar.

this will be the tour of the summer to roll through this area.