chris brown - special delivery.

my, what a holiday package you've brought along there, chris.

awkward.

ashlee simpson - just like you.

so a reader e-mailed "wwtdd" the following...

"okay, so, I was hanging out the other night when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and some friends sit down next to us. Ashlee got completely wasted and gave Pete a lap dance, pulling up her shirt and everything. Then she gave another girl a lap dance and tried to kiss her. She doesn't eat, she just takes diet pills and drinks, but she told one girl that Jennifer Love Bacon isn't fat at all and that girls should have curves! Meanwhile, she's 5'5 and weighs about 100 lbs. What bullsh*t."

and you thought you stood alone in the demographic of women who get wasted and make a fool of themselves in public and in front of their boyfriend.

tipsy topenga...

yesterdays, she made news by making moves on cory matthews. these days, she makes news by spilling the beans on her relationship with now gay lance bass.

but when that route becomes exhausted, you gotta think of something new!

danielle fishel, the latest hollywood actress to sucomb to the dui...

and now, a few words from jaime lynn spears...

HILARIOUS!

lilo's ex needs to pay some christmas bills.

why else would riley giles sell pictures he took of lindsay lohan? this comes about after news that giles already leaked a ton of 411 on the dirty dirty regarding their sex life.

"Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac," he said. "She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours."

what would you do if your ex told the world about intimate moments and sexual exploits?

mischa barton ends 07 on a drunk note.

getting an e-mail from tmz this morning regarding this pretty much made my day.

please, i really am not one to take joy in other people's misfortunes. but clearly ODing on drugs at nicole richie's memorial day party along with the countless other number of starlets to fall victum to the DUI weren't enough to stop mischa barton from driving a little tipsy.

maybe misha is infatuated with the OC lifestyle? she should be careful, because art does have a tendancy to imitate life...

yup, alive, and back, and kicking, and blogging.

greetings ya'll.

hope you had an excellent holiday, whatever you celebrate. over at the aversa household we partook in christmas festivities. christmas eve brought the tradition italian seafood dishes - bacala (no relation to bobby), smelts, crab meat, shrimp, pasta with fish sauce.

on the 25th we cut up a ham, and mom served it up with her trademark rice pilaf - melts in your mouth, not your hand. the fried potatos glazed in feta cheese also served as a crowd pleaser.

the entire week home brought about more food favorites - from jim's steakout chicken finger subs at 3am to western new york pizza and wings at various locations - with truck loads of homemade italian cookies enjoyed in between.

i left western new york this morning, a bunch of fun gifts in tow. but the items and gift cards pale in comparison to the time spent with loved ones. not to mention the one-year anniversary celebrated between my girlfriend and i, along with the delicious dinner we enjoyed atop the skylon tower in niagara falls, on, ca.

that being said - so much for kicking my starbucks addiction. i now HAVE to spend $50 there. plus my new travel mug earns me a discount.

and don't get me wrong, i like the cds sold in the coffee shop, but there's only so much johnny cash and etta james i need in my life.

big shouts to d-dubs for holding down while i was away... now back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

LOVIN' the new ashlee simpson...

she's so overshadowing her sister right now...

tonight on the ralphie radio show...

7pm - are you smarter than 97 bht? chance to qualify to win a new volvo!

8pm - after the top 8 @ 8, michael hundgen from tmz with the latest on the jaime lynn spears pregnancy.

9pm - a wilkes university professor says petting dogs and making sexy time can improve your immune system. don't believe me? he'll tell you on the radio after 9pm!

plus candy cane crossword pa lottery tickets where you could win up to $60k!

the ralphie radio show with ralphie aversa - 7p-12a est - live at 97bht.com.

jaime lynn madness.

from msnbc to tmz, seems as if jaime lynn spears has finally stepped out of the shadow of her older sister. of course, the 16 year-old had to get knocked up to accomplish such a feat - but hey, gotta play to win!

anyways, here's the latest... yes, brit knows, and she's not happy that she wasn't in the loop... ok! magazine will not pay jaime lynn for the cover story - but the magazine will pay her $1 million for the first baby photos... as if the popwreck known as unfitney wasn't a big enough reason, mother lynne finally scrapped her plans to write a parenting advise book... mr. spears isn't happy about any of this... the 19 year-old father's grandparents are thrilled.

phew.

btw - not sure why i finally watched this on tmz, but even if you beat me to the punch, freakin' punch again, HILARIOUS.

NOTE: if the video doesn't work, watch it here.

another spears does it again...

lynne spears sure wins the "world's toughest mothering job award."

the trials and tribulations with her daughter britney are well documented.

now it's time for unfitney to drive out of the spotlight and back to the gas station. turns out 16-year old jaime lynn is pregnant.

mother and teen mother-to-be confirmed the pregnancy to ok! magazine in an exclusive interview.

according to tmz, older sis brit isn't happy. because clearly, she has A LOT of room to talk.

the magazine hits stores tomorrow.

also tomorrow - michael hundgen from tmz on the ralphie radio show with the latest on the spears sisters and the pregnancy of a one lily allen.

happy birthday brad pitt!

fast forward to 1:40... mr. jolie turns 44 today.

momma shady steps from the shadows...

this just in - EVERYONE gets a book deal.

DO YOU still have time? yes!

of course tonight is "do you tuesday" - with the question, "DO YOU have more christmas shopping to do?"

if the answer is yes, don't fret, it can still be completed on-line. brad wilson from bradsdeals.com just sent me this e-mail...

"We are aggregating the Christmas shipping deadlines for all the online stores. A few, including the cataloger Brookstone and the popular shoe store Zappos, will actually let you order on Sunday 12/23 for overnight delivery Monday 12/24. I’ve never heard of Sunday shipping until this year. Many more (Amazon, Nordstrom.com, Blue Nile, HP, Pottery Barn) will accept orders on Saturday 12/22 for delivery on Monday 12/24. Here is a link to the sortable list we have put together:

http://www.bradsdeals.com/shipping-deadlines.cfm

Thought this might be interesting since most people aren’t aware of how late they can shop online (and take advantage of the inherent advantages of doing so – lower prices, coupon codes, no sales tax, warmth)."

sweeeetnesss.

tonight on the ralphie radio show...

- 7PM - $25 gift certificate to rampel stylish boutique, pierce street, kingston. can you say last second gift?

- 8PM - are you smarter than 97 bht? qualify to become a finalist for a new volvo!

- 9PM - do you tuesday - DO YOU have your christmas shopping done?

- 10PM - pa lottery tickets - candy cane crossword - 15 top prizes of $60,000!

plus a big celebrity birthday, and the gallery of sound top eight @ eight.

7p-12a est - live at 97bht.com

britney video isn't as bad as you'd think...

here it is - piece of me...

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thanks for the memories jessica simpson...

note to all star quarterbacks - DO NOT bring your hot blond girlfriend to your game. she WILL mess things up. jessica simpson causes dallas cowboys qb tony romo to lose his cool in the end zone as the cowboys lose and romo plays one of the worst games of his career!

this is too funny...

The marketing geniuses that comprise 97 BHT have decided to allow me, Ralphie, to host two special screenings of "A Christmas Story" this Thursday at the Endless Mountains Movie Theater in Dickson City - Business Route 6 next to K-Mart. There will be two showings at 5 and 7 PM - and admission is only $4!

a question for jessica alba...

does this baby have a high risk of contracting herpes from you?

welp, at least the alledged reason why wasn't a player named as on the joice in today's mitchell report...

randomness from the panera.

greetings.

i feel like it's been too long since i've had a post that really didn't serve a single purpose - but instead kind of touched a number of different thoughts. now that i'm nessled into a comfy panera booth, let me welcome you inside my deep, inner thoughts...

- this really isn't that much snow. how come at noon i couldn't drive half of the speed limit ANYWHERE? 81, 309, 115, wilkes-barre blvd... killin' me smalls!

- in case you're wondering what my current panera office configuration is... half greek salad, bowl of low-fat chicken noodle, bottle of water - and of course the lapteeze and blackbleeze!

- of course i'd be remiss if i didn't mention the new bht lineup - with kidd kraddick from 5a-10a, marino til 3 while you work, a.j. in the afternoon til 7, and myself til midnight. how pimp right?

- once again big thanks to everyone who came out to see drake bell last weekend. more of your photos will be posted soon here.

- NO - THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT COMING TO THE MALL AT STEAMTOWN. gotta love wishful thinking high schoolers who start rumors with my name on them.

i'm going to return to my regularly scheduled browsing and grubbing. more updates on the way...

ralphie.