britney's mom speaks...

lynne says she lost control of britney at 17. it took her this long to intervene?

britney's mom kills...

the national enquirer uncovered a story regarding lynne spears accidentally killing a 12 year old boy. can't make this stuff up. read the story, complete with confirmation from lynne's rep, here.

britney's court hearing is over...

thanks to tmz - here's the low down...

Jamie Spears is still the co-conservator of Britney's estate, as is Andrew Wallet.

The Commissioner did not give the conservators the power to fire Trope and Trope, Brit's divorce lawyers.

The Commissioner said, based on the restraining order, Sam Lutfi can have no contact whatsoever with Britney -- including e-mails, phone contact, etc.

The Commish extended the conservatorship to Valentine's Day.

The Commissioner said Adam Streisand had no legal basis for claiming he's Britney's new lawyer.

There will be a hearing at some point to determine just how mentally competent Britney is.

interesting stuff... definitely a victory for unfitney's parents, and society as a whole. atleast until valentine's day, britney is in good hands like all state.

tmz also reported earlier that britney spears's net worth is $40 million, according to her "lawyer" adam streisand.

now we know where britney gets it from...

unfortunately, this picture only proves the heredity of unfitney's starbucks addiction, and not the craziness that is her.